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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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i was sitting on my foot and it went numb and now it’s just another part of me that lacks feeling
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
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he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
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the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
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